Sunday, April 29, 2007

My jsme zamilovaný

Já mám ženu zlou, tak chodím za jinou
Ta my dává pivo s rumem, pouští rock'n'roll
Tak jsem vám potkal holku děsně příjemnou
Jsem do ní celej vedle zítra bude mou
Že má dvě stě kilo a zrovna nevoní
Co je na tom divnýho vždyť dělá u koní
Vypije bednu piva a stěžuje si dál
Jestli prý ji miluju abych jí to svý dal
No a když je na měkko tiše zazpívá
Že má silnej hlas tak ráno okna zasklívá
Když si ženská dupne je to normální
Když si dupne ona hrozí domu zbourání
Nejradši má když jí říkám ty jsi kotě mý
To potom zpívá tančí a radostně dovádí
Umí zabít prase pěstí do hlavy
Udělá príma tláču jelita a ovary
To co má tam dole to se žádná nechytá
Má ji jak spací pytel padne mi jak ulitá
Refrén:
Já jsem děsně zamilovanej
Úplně celej zamilovanej
Dycynky celej zamilovanej
To vám tedy byla fajn svatební noc
Bavil jsem se dobře dneska nemám zubů moc
Vo slabý chvilce řekla že paterčata chce
Teď mi nosí láska kytky do porodnice
Nejhorší je na tom že mi parta závidí
Až se nám to narodí utečem od lidí
Nemusím se bát že mi ji někdo unese
Von ji totiž vůbec nikdo neunese !!!
Refrén:
Já jsem celej zamilovanej
Komplet grátis zamilovanej
Totálně úplně zamilovanej
My jsme všichni zamilovaný

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Opilci v dějinách

Galileo Galilei
on byl tenkrát totiž opilej
Když předstoupil před tribunál
a řek lidi já jsem nevinej
Tak nepište to prosím do kronik
vždyť já jsem obyčejnej notorik
Já tenkrát šel z hospody
nohou jsem sotva trefil na schody
Po pivu to je hned
to se vám potom pěkně motá svět
Pak lehnul jsem si a zavřel oči
no a řek jsem přece se točí
Refrén:
Nechte ho žít a zemřít von to tak vážně nemyslel
Vždyť vážně nic nevymyslel
Opilci v dějinách šli na všechno děsně vědecky
Einstein rád popíjel silný destiláty ze švestky
Pak stvořil hroznou definici
dnes(ka) nikdo neví že byl po opici
Když padám tak rovnou dolu na hubu
já už to mám no to je jiná
Proč nepadáme vlastně nahoru
ta země bude asi přitažlivá

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Porcelánový prasata

Porcelánový prasata prachama narvaný
Auta chaty bazény a ruce špinavý
Dámy celý ze zlata co zlatý zuby maj
Chovaj si ty svý prasata a občas jim i daj
Refrén:
Tak jdem proč ne všechno to rozbijem
Tak jdem proč ne trochu si užijem
Instituce blbostí jo jsou i takový
Co zvedaj ruce na povel paňáci hadrový
BMW co vozej vozící se prdele
Co bojej se že se tu něco semele
Pomazaný hlavy co maj patent na rozum
Držky plný žrádla kosti odhazujou psům
Televizní bedny kde nám tyhle chlapy lžou
Rozbijem je taky i když za to nemůžou

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Between the Devil and deep blue sea

I don't want you,
But I hate to lose you,
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea.
I forgive you,
'Cause I can't forget you,
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea.
I ought to cross you off my list,
But when you come knocking at my door,
Fate seems to give my heart a twist,
And I come running back for more.
I should hate you,
But I guess I love you,
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea.
Harlem hospitality
It's the one and only Lennox Avenue,
That's the one and only place to travel to;
Music in the air,
Dancing everywhere,
That's Harlem hospitality!
When you hear a welcome to your song,
You'll keep shoutin' hallelujah all night long;
You never rest
When you get the best
Of Harlem hospitality!
It's a waste of life until you hear a song and love it,
You just, "Yeah, man!"
It's a taste of life to shim-sham-shimmy with the "Black and Tan."
You don't need to eat an apple every day,
Hi-de-ho will keep the doctor far away,
You can't get ill
When you get the thrill
Of Harlem hospitality!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

A chicken ain´t nothin´ but a bird

Chicken!
Nice fried chicken!
Barbecued chicken!
Won't you send it down the line.
Say!
Everyone's talking 'bout chicken;
Chicken's a popular bird;
Anywhere you go, you're bound to find,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.
Some folks call it a fowl,
That's the story I heard,
But let 'em call it this and let 'em call it that,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.
You can boil it, roast it, broil it,
Cook it in a pan or a pot,
Eat it with potatoes, rice or tomatoes,
But chicken's still what you got, boy!
It was a dish for old Caesar,
Also King Henry the Third,
But Columbus was smart, said "You can't fool me,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird."

Monday, April 16, 2007

Zaz zuh zaz

Now, here's a very entrancing phrase,
It will put you in a daze,
To me it don't mean a thing,
But it's got a very peculiar swing!
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
Now, zaz-zuh-zaz was handed down
From a bloke down in Chinatown;
It seems his name was Smoky Joe,
And he used to hi-de-hi-de-ho.
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
When Smoky Joe came into town
And he kicked the gong around,
Any place that he would go
Minnie the Moocher she was sure to go,
With her zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
It makes no difference where you go,
There's one thing that they sure do know:
There's no need for them to be blue,
For the zaz-suh-zaz will always see them through!
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Nagasaki

Hot gingerbread and dynamite,
Boy, I drink nothing but that each night,
Back in Nagasaki where the fellows chew tobaccky
And the women wicky-wacky-woo!
Aw, man, how they entertain,
I mean, they hurry a hurricane.
Back in Nagasaki where the fellows chew tobaccky
And the women wicky-wacky-woo!
Fujiama, got a mama,
Then your troubles increase, boy!
It's a bottle in a, bottle in a, bottle in a, bottle in a, bottle in a
Nagasaki!
They hug and kiss each night,
By jingo, boys, worth that price!
Back in Nagasaki where the fellows chew tobaccky
And the women wicky-wacky-woo!
Back in Nagasaki where the fellows chew tobaccky
And the women wicky-wacky-woo!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Minnie the moocher´s wedding day

Here's some news that'll get you,
It's made to order for you.
I just bet it'll fit you,
Follow up these red hot blues.
Grab a taxi and go down,
Chinatown's on a spree;
Let me give you the lowdown,
This is really history.
Whenever folks in Chinatown start acting gay
There's something in the air that makes them feel that way.
Yeah, man, I heard somebody say
It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!
Old Smoky Joe's so happy he can hardly wait,
He's spent a million dollars for his wedding date,
Yeah, man, they're gonna celebrate,
It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day.
You better come on down,
Way down in Chinatown,
Oh, let me take you down
To see them kick the gong around.
A million cokies shouting, "Hay-de-hay-de-hay!"
The king of Sweden's gonna give the bride away,
Yeah, man, I heard somebody say,
It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!
The king and queen of every nation
Were glad to get an invitation;
The prince of Wales said he would get away
For Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!
They said a hundred thousand hoppies
Went over to China picking poppies,
They're gonna put them all in one bouquet
For Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!
Hi-de-hi-de-hi,
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
Hay-de-hay-de-hay,
It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!
Yeah, man! Why, what's that them boys say?
It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Minnie the moocher

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
[Call and response scat chorus differs every time. The following is simplified:]
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!
Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smoky,
She loved him though he was cokie,
He took her down to Chinatown,
He showed her how to kick the gong around.
Now, she had a dream about the king of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needin',
He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
A diamond car with a platinum wheel.
Now, he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses;
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
And she sat around and counted them all a billion times.
Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Jeepers, creepers

Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers,
jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?
Gosh all, git up, how'd they get so lit up,
gosh all, git up, how'd they get that size?
Golly gee! When you turn those heaters on
woe is me, got to put my cheaters on.
Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize!
Where'd ya get those eyes?

Somebody loves me

Somebody loves me
I wonder who
I wonder who she can be;

Somebody loves me
I wish I knew,
Who can she be worries me

For ev’ry girl who passes me
I shout, hey! maybe,
You were meant to be my loving baby;

Somebody loves me
I wonder who,
Maybe it’s you.

Monday, April 02, 2007

He ain´t got rhythm

He ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits in the house alone
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
Ev'ry night he sits there and wears a frown
He attracted some attention
When he found the fourth dimension
But he ain't got rhythm, so no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town
A lonely man is he
Bending over his books
His wife and family
Keep giving him dirty looks
'Cause he ain't got rhythm
When they call him up, it's to call him down
With a daring aviator
He encircled the equator
But he ain't got rhythm, as no one's with 'im
The loneliest man in town

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Honeysuckle Rose

Ev'ry honeybee.... fills with jealousy
When they see you out with me
I don't blame them....goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose

When you're passin' by....flowers drop and sigh
And I know the reason why
You're much sweeter....goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose

Don't buy sugar....you just have to touch my cup
You're my sugar....it's so sweet when you stir it up

When I'm taking sips...from your tasty lips
Seems the honey fairly drips
You're confection.....goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose.

(instrumental break)

When I'm taking sips...from your tasty lips
Seems the honey fairly drips
You're confection.....goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose.

Everybody loves my baby

Everybody loves my baby
but my baby don't love nobody but me
nobody but me
Yes
everybody wants my baby
but my baby don't want nobody but me
that's plain to see!

I'm his sweet Judy
and he is my loving man!
No time to do his duty
loves me like no other can!

Everybody loves my baby
but my baby don't love nobody but me
nobody but me
Everybody wants my baby
but my baby don't want nobody but me
that's plain to see!

Now when my baby kisses me
upon my rosy cheeks -
I just let those kisses be
don't wash my face for weeks!

Everybody loves my baby..